when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all
It has been rainy for the last couple of days. These pumpkin spiced candles have been making the days feel cozy.
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My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3